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IcedMan
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Things Can Only Get Better...
Kylie has already said everything there is to say about INVERSE with "Things can only get better" on her 1990s album:
"Make up your mind and don't believe
It's bad news everywhere
Take your time and look around
Because there's something in the air..."
Unfortunately, there really is something in the air, namely a truly awful scent. After applying it, I immediately asked myself: "Can scents sing?"
I heard a faint voice in my ear singing "Run away, run away and save your life" and the voice got louder... Only after about 15 minutes did it get better.
Either the top notes had become less intrusive, or I was in some sort of shock state.
Nothing against Miss Minogue, and especially "Sexy Darling" really works (in my opinion) wonderfully on the female part of our population, but INVERSE smells truly dreadful. It's almost impossible to be more artificial, intrusive, and cheap.
My 50ml "INVERSE" is now flying away, "Where the wild roses grow"...